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This is just sooo wrong, on so many levels. In particular, the "organic" part. It's just against nature!. "We make it easy for you to blast out some nice, fattening pancakes".

Speaking of things that are wrong, I was at a doctor's office this morning. Up until today, I thought the old magazines bit was just a comic shtick. But now I have that fine medical insurance (initials KP).

There were two magazines there. The first was a Consumer Reports that proclaimed "best flat screens!" And I'm sure they were, back in 2006. Now, not so much. The second was "Entertainment Weekly" for 2005. Is there anything more ephemeral than entertainment trivia? Not much...Will "Revenge of the Sith" redeem the Star Wars franchise? Hmmm.