Monday, May 01, 2006
We were watching Iron Chef America, and they had live fish as the secret ingredient. I thought that they should "kick it up a notch"...
The chairman yells "Tonight's secret ingredient: cattle!" The cover goes up, but there's nothing there. Suddenly, a rumble is heard. Kitchen stadium begins to shake. The chefs' eyes pop open wide as a thundering herd of cattle come running in! Scenes akin to the running of the bulls in Spain ensue.
Alton Brown is gored (sorry, Alton!), Mario Batali wrestles a steer to the ground, then yells "Now what?!" Masaharu Morimoto attacks one of the beasts with a big cleaver, and Bobby Flay whips out a gun and puts one of the beasts down. (Hey, he's from New York!) Ratings go through the roof, PETA has a fit, and the images of the melee are the top download on the internet.
Hey, it could happen!
The chairman yells "Tonight's secret ingredient: cattle!" The cover goes up, but there's nothing there. Suddenly, a rumble is heard. Kitchen stadium begins to shake. The chefs' eyes pop open wide as a thundering herd of cattle come running in! Scenes akin to the running of the bulls in Spain ensue.
Alton Brown is gored (sorry, Alton!), Mario Batali wrestles a steer to the ground, then yells "Now what?!" Masaharu Morimoto attacks one of the beasts with a big cleaver, and Bobby Flay whips out a gun and puts one of the beasts down. (Hey, he's from New York!) Ratings go through the roof, PETA has a fit, and the images of the melee are the top download on the internet.
Hey, it could happen!
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